When One of Us Goes to the Bathroom

When one of us
goes to the bathroom
we go to the bathroom, all!
Hey nonny nonny hey!

When Lindsey Graham
runs down the middle of the street
naked from the waist down
on a brisk Sunday morning
we run down the middle of the street
naked from the waist down
on a brisk Sunday morning, all!
Hey nonny nonny hey!

When the top of
Tucker Carlson’s head
pops off and a bat flies out
the tops of our heads
pop off and bats fly out, all!
Hey nonny nonny hey!

When Mike Pence...
uh, never mind...
Hey nonny nonny hey!

When Joe Manchin
poses as a selfless hero
holding back the deluge
with his finger in a hole in the dike
but has a bag of money under his free arm,
we pose as selfless heroes
holding back the deluge
with our fingers
in a hole in the dike
but with bags of money under our free arms, all!
Hey nonny nonny hey!